Short Story

Once upon a time there was a silly waffle.  It was wearing a clown hat with a doggie on top.  There was a little bear who came up and said, "woah! that's a funny hat!" The waffle and bear both ate the hat together. The waffle spoke Spanish and when it was winter they had to go inside their house because it was very cold. Mary (the little bear) came and said, "What are you doing?" And the waffle put his coat on and said, "I have to go home". Mary said, "bye bye". Finally he got home in the snow. There was a little baby waffle who was naked without butter or a diaper. The baby ate all the food so they had to go to back to Mary's house.  The baby came back and bought them some new food they would like. Jr, the waffle was a box shape who came.

The baby waffle and Jr. went on a picnic and their mom said they could have a special crispy apple pie but then they got sick. They laid in the bed being sick until a MONSTER came in the room. Then an angel came in the room and said, "monster, go away or I have my secret weapon and I will cut your head off." The angel cut the monsters throat and he died. Waffle and Jr. stepped on the monster and saw his guts.

The baby gave a plate of cookies to everybody to eat them.  Little bear thought they were the yummiest. The cookies turned into  rice krispie treats!  There was an old man who came and said the monster came back alive to eat the treats.  The monster ate the old man instead and he died. But it was okay because the old man came back alive and ran away to his car. The old man drove to see God in Heaven.  He saw the cross there. The old man said, "Hey, God!"

Baby waffle and jr. were taking a bath at Bear's house and splashed all the water down in the pipe.  It made the house explode. They had to go to waffles house and they didn't do anything wrong. They just sat there and ate their cookies.  Then they jumped on the bed.

A different day they went on a picnic to the beach and found a special shining golden candle which meant an angel was coming. The angel was coming in case the monster came. But it never came and they had a good time building sand castles. That's the whole story.

By Ephram Barbour
2-12-13

Ephram said he had a story to tell me and I asked if I could write it down because he thinks of the BEST stories!  He has such a great imagination and it's so fun to see how he keeps with the same characters (while adding along the way) for the entire story.  I must say I wrote exactly what he said...even when it turned gruesome. I guess that's the 'boy' in him!