If I was a banana instead

"Mommy, what if I turned into a rotten banana peel and you accidentally throwed me away?"

It was followed by this story.

If you accidentally throwed me away and they didn't know I was in there.  Then they throwed me on the roof and daddy accidentally throwed a ladder up for me to climb down. But no one went on the roof except if a ball went up on the roof. Daddy put a movie on the roof and the parents were angry..not me. It was just a peanut butter lid.

There was an old person who was lost in the forest.